Janam Din Mubarak Ho :o)

Hey
My birthday tomoro
I turn 24 years young :o)
We have this funda of inviting a Guest of Honour who is of the opposite sex. He/she is the person who gets to potofy cake on ur face ( n ur hair n nose n ears too).
If someone has a girlfriend in the campus or likes some girl more than others then he calls that person.
Or if the birthday managers have their assumption about the above, they would take matters in their own hands n call that person.
If the guy has no crushes etc etc, then also the birthday managers take matters into their own hands, try n find a incident when the person in quesiton (the birthday boy) was seen to be very friendly with someone n then blow it out of proportion (:o)) n call that person :o)
nahi to arbitly bula lete hai :o)
The birthday boy is given the option first of choosing a GOH.
Hence I also have been given this option.
Now I dont harbour any crushes on this campus. Hence i have proposed to invite Nisha, coz she is my groupie n a good friend. Hope she is kind with potofying the cake on my face
Also have to get ready to get infinite number of kicks and chappal shots on my butt. Exams are coming up. SO people would be expected to take out their frustration on my sorry butt.
GOD......hume (mujhe aur mere pichwade ko) shakti do.....ki woh aaj ke narsanghar se jeevit nikal sake.......AMEN :o)

Many other traditions also in this place on a bday. Lekin woh sab confidential hai :o)

Adios