Mission Smoke

Time: 0300 hours, in the middle of my holidays

Venue: The large bedroom in our house

Occupants: Me, me n myself (papa had gone to numaligarh, hence ma and bro were sleeping the other room because my incessant tv watching n comp game playing is a big deterrant to sleep :o))

Mission: To smoke for the first time at home (not out of adventure but out of desperation)

Weapons: Wills Navy Cut, Matchbox, Room freshener, Mortein Mosquito coil, Polo

Place of execution of mission: The bathroom

Nuisance: Mosquitoes

Execution:

- Switch off light of bedroom so that if by chance Ma comes this way, she thinks I am asleep n so goes back.

- Get a polo from the fridge. Have it. This is to avoid any traces of cig smoke in the breath when I wake up in the morning.

- Go to the bathroom. Spray some freshener.

- Light the cig. Drop the match in the toilet.

- Switch off the light immediately.

- Open the window.

- Smoke in peace, watching the dark outside and lighted end of the cig the only light

- Make sure to exhaust as much of the smoke as possible outside the window

- After finishing the smoke, drop the cig in the toilet. One can always drop it outside and blame the kirayedaar staying upstairs of smoking, but then why take a chance

- Spray some more room freshener

- Flush the toilet.

- Open the window so that the cig smell escapes (smokers would know that cig smell tends to stick in closed rooms for long long long durations)

- Get out of the bathroom and close the door (this is to avoid being slaughtered by mosquitoes)

Mission accomplished.

And if u people are thinking wat was the mosquito coil for, well it was an alibi. It was kept in the bedroom while I was in the bathroom smoking. So if any smell does reach the other room, it would be the smell of the coil.

Muwahahahahahahahaha.