A breakthrough in physics

I wont take credit for postulating the CRAP CYCLE THEORY. This ground breaking (if there is a word like this), earth shattering (above disclaimer applies) theory was postulated by bhaskar seetharam aka lugaai. But then like a good friend n groupie, I take this opportunity to let the world know n benefit from this ray of light.

As all big theories, there is a lot of explanation to it, but then I will cut that short (n probably Dr. Seetharam … just gave him that title…. Will explain it himself sometime).

Now the main statement is (might sound familiar to one of newton’s laws, but then wat is wrong, after all Newton was the pitaji of physics)

CRAP CAN NEITHER BE CREATED NOR DESTROYED. IT JUST CHANGES FORM N REAPPEARS AND CAN BE USED AGAIN N AGAIN N AGAIN

Now some of u may argue, this aint no theory, it’s a hypothesis, there aint no empirical proof for this. But of course, my dear friends, there is.

Take a look at any of our HR assignments, or marketing assignments, or ID, IGP, OD assignments, and u will be as convinced as us. In fact like all greatest scientific discoveries, everyone of us somewhere inside knew that this theory exists. But it took the genius of Dr. Seetharam to proclaim it.

Long live the Crap cycle theory

P.S. – I myself am working on a theory. It called the INFINITE FART THEORY

It is infact a counter theory to the generally proclaimed theory that the more u fart, the lesser is ur ability or probability to fart again….coz biologists would argue that the gas in ur stomach would exit thru ur arsehole n become one of the millions n billions n trillions of molecules in the atmosphere (some farts though also find their way back to unsuspecting nostrils n cause a tremendous negative externality…if u wanna know wat that means, refer some economics text book). But biologists should know that gaseous fart is just one of the kinds of fart. Fart itself comes in many forms. N the generic form of fart, which most of us write in our “subjective” papers, is infinite. Not only that, the more u fart, the more is ur propensity n possibility to fart n continue farting. I am gathering evidence on this theory, n should publish it in a journal soon. SO please hold ur applause till then.