Saturday, June 21, 2008

The consultant diaries - Introduction

Scene 1: IMS Bangalore Classes
Instructor asks class: What do u think is a consultant?
Class: blah blah blah blah

Instructor (some kandu guy with a goatee n an accented english)...which is conceited smile on his face...showing i am gonna tell u something u couldnt have ever thought of: A consultant, is a person, who is gonna take UR watch, and tell u the time .... (pause).....(pause)....(atal bihari vajpayee pause)....However, he is also gonna tell u, that u can use the watch as an alarm, as a stop clock, as..blah blah blah...

One student, like most of the others, sitting on the second bench, is quite interested, but by nightfall, loses interest :o)


Scene 2: IIM Interviews
Interviewer(s): So tell me, why do u want to do an MBA?
Interviewee: I beleive i will be better suited to solve business problems. Problems with need a strategic thinking, problems which involve dealing with people...blah blah blah blah


Scene 3: IIM Ahmedabad Finals Day 0 Consult Interviews
Interviewer: So why do u want to be a consultant
Interviewee: Oh, its strategy, its travelling, its people, its helping organizations, its variety, its seeing what u work on actually getting realized...blah blah blah blah (this answer was much more grammatically verbose but then the content was this...)


Scene 4: I am a consultant :o)

Its been just 2 weeks....actually 1 week...since the first week was training in Goa.
How has it been?
I will talk bout the project.
But first i need to tell u why, i think, i didnt like banking.
I didnt like the idea of slogging my ass off for money...
i didnt like the idea of working on formating ppts n excels
i didnt like the idea of working on raising debt or structuring deals, till i get my first heart attack n quit work
i didnt like the idea of working at te same place always
n so many things...which i myself havent been able to identify

in my first week, its been pretty cool...
on an average, around 11 to 12 hours of work a day....
n tht too i am getting up to speed, to not much load
but then, if u see just content wise, it has formatting xls, compiling xls n all that stuff
but i am loving it still
why....i have travelled thousands of miles in the first 2 weeks alone
why...i have been in client meetings right from day one of the project
why...i like the people whom i am working with
why...i like the idea of dining around at nice places n living in a 5 star hotel...n within all this lavishness, maintain my physique...(uska alag reason hai :D)
why...i like the very feeling that what i am doing is actually gonna make a significant impact

n add to that, next weekend i am flying back to india, business class :D

he he...acha hai :o)

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18 Comments:

Blogger Unknown said...

The account has been opened. Request you to contribute for a worthy cause :D :D

4:27 PM  
Blogger Anurag said...

@vinay
the funda is that...only expenses are reimbursed....that too when on project....so donating money to educate a wealthy techie does not count as expenses :P

5:58 PM  
Blogger jakethesnake said...

sale tail ka daam bad gaya hai aur tum consultant log 1000 air miles log kar rahe ho.. teri toh!!!

9:37 PM  
Blogger Anurag said...

@jake
coz our advice is worth more than the fuel price :P

9:43 PM  
Blogger jakethesnake said...

you can give it on phone :p

9:49 PM  
Blogger Anurag said...

@jake
doesnt work that way...tu nahi samjhega...techie hai na :P

10:45 PM  
Blogger A said...

wah wah wah....

mast life!

12:17 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

echoing Anjuli's statement

"wah wah wah"... and also "oh oh ohh"!

7:42 AM  
Blogger Anurag said...

@anjuli
kaafi logo ko mast nahi lagta :D
but for me its too early to form that perspective :D

@sanjiv
oh oh oh ... why?

11:30 AM  
Blogger Unknown said...

@jake: non-techies just don't get it, do they ? I guess that is what happens if you spend too much in Word, Excel and PowerPoint :P

1:56 PM  
Blogger Anurag said...

@murthy
ah...i was waiting for the famous murthy cribs to start coming in :P

2:27 PM  
Blogger Gunjan Aylawadi said...

kya matlab tha iss post ka?? yahan graduation ab khatam hui hai aur tune itna experience le bhi lia!

9:51 PM  
Blogger Kandarp said...

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12:56 AM  
Blogger Kandarp said...

enjoy !!
But do you still tell the time off the client's watch ?

12:56 AM  
Blogger Unknown said...

@kandy - yes, he does. Coz he still doesn't wear a watch himself :P

And you wonder where all the money is going !

11:50 AM  
Blogger Zee said...

some people have all the luck...

4:37 PM  
Blogger Anurag said...

@gunj
arre abhi to shuruwat hai...experience gathering to chalu hogi...aur woh graduation nahi thi jo khatam hua...post graduation thi :P

@kandy
i am still learning to see the client's watch :D

@murthy
i wear a watch even to the bathroom man....n the money is goin somewhere...but not finding its way to my pocket :P

@zee
oh i am sure u have a grave misunderstanding of luck :P

7:19 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

awesomeeee :) nice.

5:55 PM  

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