Monday, August 11, 2008

I am scared...

of gays...
I guess the genesis of this fear lies in the experience in 11 or 12th standard, thanks to a bloody f****n homo armyman...wont get into the details but i fled from there and saved myself....

my engineering college was again in a place which was "famous" for men who wore mundus very high...many of them for a reason...they were happy...n GAY...
had a coupla encounters with "them", but thankfully was in a group or in safe premises...

and it happened again this saturday...
was in the gymn...there were 2 more people...so there were the 3 of us...then one of them finished his workout n left...
i was working out at one corner of the gymn...n the other "guy" was working out in the other corner...

suddenly he comes to me n says....u dont look like a native...
n starts conversation...i dont suspect anything...i too talk to him
he is saying he works in singapore...has been to india...got guys from there for an IT firm (now i doubt if he got guys for himself)...
then he suddenly says...u have a very beautiful face...u can be a model....

i found something wrong....the way he said it...the look on his face...the fact that he was trying to come close to me while speaking...

i thought...fine...now he has gone to the other end of the gymn....let me get back to working out...

he comes back...with a phone...n asks me for my contact no., in KL or in India...anywhere...he says he is goin to be back in KL in a week or so...so we could catch up for drinks...

now come on man...u dont even know me...have hardly met me...n u want to drink with me...at night...n get me drunk n do wat...
this was a big guy...pretty well built...
i said..i dont have a KL no., nor an india no.

guess he saw that i saw...so he went back to his corner...n then left in sometime...said...i am goin to the sawna...
i didnt even venture near the sauna....being half naked next to this "guy" wasnt a particularly enticing proposition...
as soon as he left...i too left...fearing he would come back...

damn...i am scared of gays...

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10 Comments:

Blogger Will-o'-the-wisp said...

talk about it!! a friend of mine had a similar experience in bangkok...
lecherous bastards trying to get fresh....
aur bata... ki haal hai?

6:04 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

well guess men ought to be more careful these days.

8:19 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Shame of Dutta" * :p

8:58 AM  
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9:38 PM  
Blogger Unknown said...

First, you use a ladies restroom. Then, you are approached by a gay. You can only get manlier based on this trend! You should be happy..err ..man(?)

9:40 PM  
Blogger Kandarp said...

yeh gym-vim jaana chod de.
make yourself equally unattractive to both sexes :)

9:59 PM  
Blogger Gunjan Aylawadi said...

woohoo!!
kya baat hai! ;)

8:04 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oh boy! That truly must be a blow to your self-confidence...

No girls are attracted to you...
But pansies are!
Must be something which you were wearing!

4:48 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hmm I am not surprised that he'd be interested in you..you are a man's man! rotfl!
Okay sorry..that was rude.
Hey think about it this way - you are a very attractive guy, and this is your curse. You are so attractive that even men are attracted to you!

1:13 PM  
Blogger JustSo said...

I know I should make appropriate noises and say how bad it gets and all that - but Im just going to write the first reaction I had, when i read the post -

"Mwhahahahaha!!! *splutter cough* hahahahaha"

(will saying im sawry make my comment less offensive? :D)

8:00 PM  

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