Adventures of Anurag Dutta
There was Don Quixote (hope i got the spelling right :D)...n then there was Anurag Dutta
This is bout just one adventure...but then the usual usage of adventure of a person is plural...hence i am also using plural...do u have a problem...jaake apni (*#$(#* (# * (i hardly use abuse nowadays :P)
Okie...so wat was the adventure that made a very busy management consultant leave his hectic daily schedule and come to bloggerville against all common sense
It was a visit...to where...to the ladies restroom :D
Now...2 points...this wasnt my first time in a ladies washroom...
n second point....i wasnt alone in the washroom :o)
A bit of history first....when did Anurag Dutta first visit a ladies washroom...
it was final yr of engineering....
drinking...drinking...drinking...
anurag dutta knocked out....total knocked out
in engineering...anurag dutta dont black out when drunk....anurag dutta puke
n anurag dutta dont know where he is....
so after drinking....friends feel hungry....so they take anurag dutta to another hotel...currently anurag dutta forget the name of the hotel
so anurag dutta feel like puking...but anurag dutta being anurag dutta...wont puke in the open as in wont make place dirty...so anurag dutta need to go to the washroom to puke
so anurag dutta get up...n walk towards wash room...friend follow (i guess)...anurag dutta wont take support...he himself go n enter washroom....n puke
friend tries hard to take him away...but anurag dutta say...jab tum log yaha se nikal rahe hoge...mujhe bol dena...mai aa jaunga...
friend scared....this is malluland...this is conservative hotel....n anurag dutta in ladies washroom....
thankfully anurag dutta n friends leave unscathed n reach hostel....
cut 2:
Anurag dutta is a consultant....
meeting goin on
as most consultants anurag dutta in client site....
now client has multiple buildings with multiple floors
anurag dutta's card has access to just 2 or 3 floors
meeting on a floor out of anurag dutta's access rights
but bladder knows no buildings...no boundaries...no access...no cards
so anurag dutta needs to go...
but anurag dutta cant find gentleman's loo
apparently it is in an area beyond a glass door...n out of access
anurag dutta wandering...
suddenly a helpful client employee sighted...
he says...i will help u....
there is another person...from another company...who is also wandering...looking for mukti
helpful client employee take both anurag dutta n other distressed individual (male) around...searching for gentleman's place...
apparently...helpful client employee also not from this floor/building...hence unaware of the layout
finally he says...u two go to the women's loo...i will keep guard outside
after a bit of convincing...(not much since nature is calling)....both anurag dutta n other distressed individual go in
anurag dutta finally sees the interiors of a women's washroom
but right now...the only thing on his mind is...i need to leave the washroom before the other guy
i dont want to be the last person left here...n caught...n then...who knows...is pardes mein kya saza milti hai aise apradh ke liye
hence anurag dutta tries his best to finish soon n leave...
but other guy beats anurag dutta to the exit....nature was calling anurag dutta from much before
anurag dutta is scared now...he cant "hear" the other person in the washroom....he hurries up to his best...n dashes to the exit...
thankfully...other person n helpful client employee still there waiting for anurag dutta
anurag dutta get second big releif of the day (first relief was when anurag dutta relieved himself in the ladies washroom)
The End
This is bout just one adventure...but then the usual usage of adventure of a person is plural...hence i am also using plural...do u have a problem...jaake apni (*#$(#* (# * (i hardly use abuse nowadays :P)
Okie...so wat was the adventure that made a very busy management consultant leave his hectic daily schedule and come to bloggerville against all common sense
It was a visit...to where...to the ladies restroom :D
Now...2 points...this wasnt my first time in a ladies washroom...
n second point....i wasnt alone in the washroom :o)
A bit of history first....when did Anurag Dutta first visit a ladies washroom...
it was final yr of engineering....
drinking...drinking...drinking...
anurag dutta knocked out....total knocked out
in engineering...anurag dutta dont black out when drunk....anurag dutta puke
n anurag dutta dont know where he is....
so after drinking....friends feel hungry....so they take anurag dutta to another hotel...currently anurag dutta forget the name of the hotel
so anurag dutta feel like puking...but anurag dutta being anurag dutta...wont puke in the open as in wont make place dirty...so anurag dutta need to go to the washroom to puke
so anurag dutta get up...n walk towards wash room...friend follow (i guess)...anurag dutta wont take support...he himself go n enter washroom....n puke
friend tries hard to take him away...but anurag dutta say...jab tum log yaha se nikal rahe hoge...mujhe bol dena...mai aa jaunga...
friend scared....this is malluland...this is conservative hotel....n anurag dutta in ladies washroom....
thankfully anurag dutta n friends leave unscathed n reach hostel....
cut 2:
Anurag dutta is a consultant....
meeting goin on
as most consultants anurag dutta in client site....
now client has multiple buildings with multiple floors
anurag dutta's card has access to just 2 or 3 floors
meeting on a floor out of anurag dutta's access rights
but bladder knows no buildings...no boundaries...no access...no cards
so anurag dutta needs to go...
but anurag dutta cant find gentleman's loo
apparently it is in an area beyond a glass door...n out of access
anurag dutta wandering...
suddenly a helpful client employee sighted...
he says...i will help u....
there is another person...from another company...who is also wandering...looking for mukti
helpful client employee take both anurag dutta n other distressed individual (male) around...searching for gentleman's place...
apparently...helpful client employee also not from this floor/building...hence unaware of the layout
finally he says...u two go to the women's loo...i will keep guard outside
after a bit of convincing...(not much since nature is calling)....both anurag dutta n other distressed individual go in
anurag dutta finally sees the interiors of a women's washroom
but right now...the only thing on his mind is...i need to leave the washroom before the other guy
i dont want to be the last person left here...n caught...n then...who knows...is pardes mein kya saza milti hai aise apradh ke liye
hence anurag dutta tries his best to finish soon n leave...
but other guy beats anurag dutta to the exit....nature was calling anurag dutta from much before
anurag dutta is scared now...he cant "hear" the other person in the washroom....he hurries up to his best...n dashes to the exit...
thankfully...other person n helpful client employee still there waiting for anurag dutta
anurag dutta get second big releif of the day (first relief was when anurag dutta relieved himself in the ladies washroom)
The End
Labels: bakarC, Consultant Speak, Daily Babble
posted by Anurag at
8:47 PM
23 Comments:
woohoo!
wadda adventure!
andar nayab cheezen kya dekhi wo to likha nai!:P
@gunj
phati padi thi...to bas loo dekha..
thankfully the whole restroom was empty :o)
did u write this when you were drunk ? :D
Put this on your resume as "how you fought fire to successfully resolve an urgent situation using an unconventional approach to problem solving and as a result, created significant value and relief to all stakeholders involved -i.e you and your bladder"
Dont get into too much details else you might raise a suspicion of misusing resources on a client site.
@xeres
no no...not at all
@vinay
dude...u rock...in farting :P
n i will give that resume point significant thought...n as u adviced will keep the details out :D
arre wah! vides main sahi gul khila raha hain koi :P
@arpz
khilte hai gul yaha...khil ke bichadne ko :o)
@dutta - I was there along with vinay, shyamal and saxena...
@sanjuz
no dude...i remember the day u r talking bout...that was when in mezbaan...but this was the other hotel...the name starts with H or something....
the day i was with u guys...i went back n slept in the jeep.... :o)
@sanjiv - No, it wasn't Mezbaan. This was Hyson, I think.
@anurag - You didn't exactly go back to the jeep and SLEEP. Instead you decided to abuse my lineage for no reason. Also, you DID puke in the restroom in Mezbaan.
@vinay
yes....hyson...yes
n forget the abuses man....u already apologized to u for thm
n i know i did puke...but in the men's room
hota hai hota hai!!! i once gallantly strode into the men's loo when my brains played tricks on me and i thought the signage outside the door was that of a figure in a skirt!!! only the door was on the other side...
@zee
i seriously doubt if the mind was playing tricks as in by mistake or by intention :P :P
Applause for Anurag Dutta!
but bladder knows no buildings
This is talent man ! LOL - keep up the writing :)
@solitaire
thanks thanks
@kandy
thanks man...i knew if no one else, u would at least surely find this post funny...we have a similar sense of humour :D
I also felt u wrote this whileu were drunk...kuchh to gadbad hai...
@anjuli
hadh hai...hosh mein raho to log ilzaam lagate hai
isse acha to pi kar bola jau ki piya hua hai :P
ha ha ha ladies room in mallu land?? ninne idi vangaane ille bakiye illyu!
anurag dutta get second big releif of the day (first relief was when anurag dutta relieved himself in the ladies washroom) - Ha ha ha!Ma boy is baack!Yo!
@tia
please translate wat u wrote in the south indian language..(i dont even know which one it is :P)
Enough with this post I guess.
Dada,when are you publishing the next ?
Bahut din ho gaye kuch padha nahin !
@don
gimme one week :o)
I have heard your Calicut story lot many times. In fact, I get to hear it everytime me n Arnab r wid Raghu n Riteish. It is hilarious. :) :)
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